I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o’clock in the morning.

—John Barrymore

Caesar salad is one of my favourite lunch foods. You can shovel it in and talk at the same time.

—Janet Street-Porter 

Sleep ‘til you’re hungry, eat ‘til you’re sleepy.

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We don’t need a melting pot in this country, folks. We need a salad bowl. In a salad bowl, you put in the different things. You want the vegetables - the lettuce, the cucumbers, the onions, the green peppers - to maintain their identity. You appreciate differences.

—Jane Elliot

You ain’t supposed to get salmon when they’re swimming upstream to spawn. But if you’re hungry, you do.

—Loretta Lynn

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

—Unknown

Sometimes sushi is just superb, and other times there’s nothing like a great big steak. It depends where your taste buds are at the time.

—Francesca Annis 

Eating sushi has become the new Russian roulette

—Eli Saddler

Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that’s bad for you!

—Tommy Smothers

We think fast food is equivalent to pornography, nutritionally speaking.

—Steve Elbert

Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing

—Milton Snavely Hershey

Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity.

—Voltaire

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.

—Will Rogers

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

—Doug Larson

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY